Headlining this week’s top ten feature is none other Max Guevara, the gorgeous genetically-engineered killing machine from Dark Angel. Played to perfection by Jessica Alba, Max is equal parts cynical, sensitive and badass. She’s also one of the most awesome TV heroes ever created.
10 – “Hope is for losers. It’s a con-job people trip behind till they finally get a grip on the cold, hard truth.”
9 – “I thought I was a bitch, but you take the prize.”
8 – “Don’t talk to me about snooty. With my DNA, I’m pretty much a blood relative to everybody who’s been anybody, ever. Winston Churchill, Einstein…. Pocahontas.”
7 – “You’d think after ten generations of selective reproduction, you wouldn’t have such a fat ass.”
6 – “Is this some kind of new torture thing? Lock people up in a cheap motel and babble at them until they crack?”
5 – “Geez, you’re so stupid the word “special” comes to mind.”
4 – “I’d spit on you, but it’d be a waste of good saliva.”
3 – “You must be the new bad guy in my life.”
2 – “Could you be a little more specific? ‘Cause I left my copy of “Wacky Cult Rituals for Dummies” at home.”
1 – “Two million years of human evolution and this is what we get: you morons.”
And just because I miss the show so much, here a bonus line alongside a couple of amusing Alec-abuse GIFS.
“You’re such a gentleman….
too bad I’m not a lady.”
Until next week folks!